REQUEST FOR URGENT BUSINESS RELATIONSHIP

FIRST, I MUST SOLICIT YOUR STRICTEST CONFIDENCE IN THIS TRANSACTION. 
THIS IS BY VIRTUE OF ITS NATURE AS BEING UTTERLY CONFIDENTIAL AND 'TOP 
SECRET'. I AM SURE AND HAVE CONFIDENCE OF YOUR ABILITY AND RELIABILITY 
TO PROSECUTE A TRANSACTION OF THIS GREAT MAGNITUDE INVOLVING A PENDING 
TRANSACTION REQUIRING MAXIIMUM CONFIDENCE. WE ARE MEMBERS OF THE TOP 
WORLD PODCASTING ORGANIZATION 'LUGRADIO.' OUR FAME ACROSS THE WORLD HAS 
BROUGHT US MONEY AND POWER BEYOND OUR DREAMS; OUR INSIGHTFUL COMMENTARY 
ON ALL MATTERS FREE SOFTWARE, LINUX, AND GENERALLY TECHNOLOGICAL IS 
COMBINED WITH HILARIOUS BANTER, MAKING IT ACCESSIBLE FOR EVERYONE FROM 
THE HARDCORE LINUX POWERUSER TO SOMEONE WHO BARELY KNOWS WHAT LINUX IS. 
WE HAVE WON FANS AND MONEY FROM ALL CORNERS OF THE WORLD.

HOWEVER, IT HAS ALSO EARNED US ENEMIES. PEOPLE SUCH AS THE LINUX ACTION 
SHOW! IN THE U.S. HAVE MADE IT ILLEGAL FOR OUR SHOW TO BE BROADCAST 
THERE, TRAPPING A LARGE SUM OF MONEY AND POTENTIAL LISTENERS WITHIN ITS 
BORDERS.

BECAUSE OF THIS, WE CANNOT ACQUIRE THIS MONEY IN OUR NAMES, AND WITHOUT 
IT, WE WILL BE UNABLE TO CONTINUE OUR MISSION OF PROVIDING THE BEST 
LINUX INFORMATION IN THE WORLD. I HAVE THEREFORE, BEEN DELEGATED AS A 
MATTER OF TRUST BY MY COLLEAGUES OF THE PANEL TO LOOK FOR AN OVERSEAS 
PARTNER INTO WHOSE ACCOUNT WE WOULD TRANSFER THE SUM OF 
US$21,320,000.00(TWENTY ONE MILLION, THREE HUNDRED AND TWENTY THOUSAND 
U.S DOLLARS). HENCE WE ARE WRITING YOU THIS LETTER. WE HAVE AGREED TO 
SHARE THE MONEY BETWEEN ALL OF THE PEOPLE WHO HELP US SPREAD THE 
KNOWLEDGE OF LUGRADIO.

PLEASE, NOTE THAT THIS TRANSACTION IS 100% SAFE AND WE HOPE TO COMMENCE 
THE TRANSFER LATEST SEVEN (7) BANKING DAYS FROM THE DATE OF THE RECEIPT 
OF THE FOLLOWING INFORMATION. WE NEED TO MAKE SURE THAT YOU ARE WITH US, 
SO PLEASE SUBSCRIBE TO THE RSS FEED AT WWW.LUGRADIO.ORG, PARTICIPATE IN 
THE FORUMS AT FORUMS.LUGRADIO.ORG, SEND COMMENTS TO SHOW@LUGRADIO.ORG, 
AND LEAVE VOICES MESSAGES AT +44 845 86 89 85 5 OR 
sip:4234379@sipgate.co.uk. WHEN WE HAVE CONFIRMED ALL OF THAT, WE WILL 
SEND YOU INFORMATION ON HOW TO RECIEVE THE MONEY.

THE MORE PEOPLE YOU SPREAD THIS INFORMATION TO, THE LARGER PART OF THE 
MONEY YOU WILL RECEIVE.

YOURS FAITHFULLY,

STUART LANGRIDGE, JONO BACON, CHRIS PROCTER, ADAM SWEET